The guys discuss how they're staying sane during Coronavirus quarantine. After that, Forrest recalls a story involving angry tourists and hungry hippos. Long time friend, Maverick Alexander drops by to make fun of Forrest for a while (check out his podcast).
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An animal murder mystery 2 hours outside of Los Angeles needs solving. Plus you don't want to miss this week's “Battle Royale!”

Finally, the crew resolves a HUGE controversy surrounding Forrest's GQ interview.

Forrest gives a biologist's perspective on the world's most infamous cryptids, including sasquatch, chupacabra, Loch Ness Monster, and skinwalkers. The gents take a deep dive into Zoom etiquette, including Forrest's refusal to wear a shirt. Forrest explains how the Tasmanian Tiger may have made it to North America due to a shipwreck.  Bobby Flay and Ryan Seacrest get involved in the Battle Royale segment. Forrest makes plans for extinct animal searches post-quarantine.  

Forrest Galante Talks About The Colugo

Forrest's goes foraging in the forest. The chaps discuss a spicy Chinese remedy for COVID-19 (hint: it doesn't work). The Battle Royale involves a fight 'til death with an animal friend and medieval weapon.
 
Forrest Galante interviews one of the cameramen from Tiger King and much behind-the-scenes dirt is spilled. It's a bonanza of spicy gossip including a secret note from Carole Baskin. 
 
Forrest details a dream vacation swimming with anacondas. Patrick gets furious at employees of the “quiche shop” showing up late to work. Forrest has the biggest mishap of his career while describing an extinct slug. Some behind-the-scenes on Forrest's discovery of the extinct Fernandina tortoise.  
 

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